What's your spirit animal?

A dog

If it was your last day on Earth what would you do and what would you eat?

Probably crying, drinking, and eating sauerkraut or bagels.

If you weren't working (playing) at Stripe/Stripe MEN were would you be?

Making cheese in upstate NY.

What's the first thing you would buy with 1,000,000 dollars?

I would like to answer with something more interesting but honestly I would be going buck wild clothes shopping. Immediately. Tearing it up. Gotta look good to buy more stuff later. Am I right or am I right?

If someone asked you to give them a piece of advice what would you say?

Get over it. Or, take off those leggings they're not pants and never will be.

Name three people in history you would like to have over for dinner.

All three stooges...if you could get them to sit down.

What's your favorite joke?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette all hide in a barn and the blonde disguises herself as a sack of potatoes.

What's the best decision you ever made?

Moving to California.


Leaving NY. I'm obviously in a personal battle.

If you could learn one random skill what would it be?

Calligraphy or piano.